Jobs Some Americans Won't Do

In an effort to lend understanding to the immigration debate and other matters of the day, here are Bill's top ten jobs American's won't do, or put differently ten Americans who won't do the job;

President Bush-
Won't secure the border
Won't seek out and engage Bin Laden
Won't insist that the justice department investigate Big Oil
Won't Pardon Ramos and Campean

Senator McCain
Won't represent the US citizens of his own state

Senator Feinstein
Won't advocate for the US workers having their wages depressed by illegal imported labor

Governor Schwarzenegger
Won't engage immigration issues because it is a Federal responsibility, but has no problem engaging Global Warming

Senator Clinton
Won't reveal what her tax increase plan actual entails

Senator McConnell
Won't stand up for core Republican values

Secretary Chertoff
Won't finish the border fence

Attorney General Gonzales
Won't engage true terroists but will engage in all other manner of government intervention

Federal Trade Commission
Is the see no evil monkey brigade for Big Oil


The American Electorate
Won't get off their bum butts long enough to vanquish these faux-leaders