Did Imus Something?

Napalm, Nukes and Empty Headed Nags

I really don't post this as a defense of Imus. Frankly, watching the woeful fourth estate devour their own is an entertaining sport.
It looks and feels a lot like those nature shows that film a shark "feeding-frenzy" and then one of the sharks gets nicked up and a little blood spurts out and that shark becomes part of the feeding frenzy entree' .
As an eternal optimist I think I have stumbled upon a way to make positive use of our newest American Industry...Nagging! We have a virtual cornucopia of Naggers of the first water. Napalm didn't work in Vietnam and Nukes are too clumsy a tool to deploy, but we have some laser-guided naggers who could be unleashed on our enemies around the world.
Save the Marines, Navy Seals, Army Rangers and Green Berets for really important stuff. Let's draft the first brigade of the U.S.S.N.F.(United States Strategic Nagging Force). Looking across the American landscape we can draft;

Al Sharpton (Excels in Victimizing the Victim Post-Event)
Gloria Alred (The PC Ambulance Chaser)
Rush Limbaugh (Excellence in "Bragging on Himself" Broadcasting)
Jesse Jackson (The Not So Right Reverend)
Janet Murguia (President of La Raza)
Michael Savage (Shock Jock of the Savage Nation)
Kate Michelson (Energizer Bunny of Feminist)etc.
Rosie O'Donnell (More Nagging Pounds to deploy...the Daisy-Cutter Nag Bomb)

Of course, we will have to test the viability of this fighting force. Hence I suggest;First, lets paratroop this Naggy Brigade into Iran armed only with megaphones and mirrors (to keep their self-esteem and morale high). They can unleach their nuke tipped nag attack against the ruling clerics. Nag at them about their views of womens rights and intolerance of religious minorities and secularly centered. If the Naggers prevail we score a victory and it's off to North Korea. However, if (as I suspect) they get their throats cut for spewing such anti-Islamic rhetoric we still win. The domestic landscape will be more at peace. We will be exposed to a few less opportunistic icons whose singular talent is exploiting what divides us and our nation for their own personal attention and wealth.