Dear President Malaki...

Dear President Malaki,

For the past four years we have been your partner to build a better future for your people.

We have given you a "chance" for freedom and governance by the people. Now, we're going to get out of your way and let you decide for yourselves what your future will look like. Apparently our presence in you cities is part of the problem. Don't worry, we'll be close.

In fact, for the next 2 years, we'll form a perimeter around your country and control your borders. Through a projection of our air power and a redeployment of our troops from your cities to your borders, we will insure that outside influences (Iranian, Syrians, Al Qaeda etc) stay out. You will have to clean up and vanquish those already here.

However, if you want us to, simply give us a ring...if you have discoverd an Al Qaeda , Syrian, or Iranian hide out and you want us to do a "fly by" with an A-10, a crusie missle or Helo gun ship...we're your air force home boys. Simply send us a fax to confirm as we will need to document your request. Please include longitude and latitude coordinates and your signature...you know for the record in case there's a problem.
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2 years from today, when you have stood up and asserted for your children's and your nation's future, we'll leave. We'll probably head North and take care of that naggy neighbor of yours with eyes on your territory. Once you have finished your nation's identity clarity civil war, we'll reconginze the last government standing and forge an alliance of mutual interest.

Until then just think of us as your temporary air force and border patrol.

BTW; thanks for this opportunity to hone our border security skills, once we get it right we are going to import that acumen to our own country.

This isn't good-bye it is simply a re-definition of our role in your country

Yours Semi-Eternally,

George Walker Bush