Message to Canada, quit sending us comics and journalist

Okay, I have fallen too deep down this rabbit hole. The article attached to this link
http://adelphia.net/news/read.php?id=12953087&ps=1012&cat=&cps=0&lang=en
actually informs us that our Dept. of Homeland Security lectured the Canadians on THEIR lack of border integrity. I can only assume we decided to engage the CTI crisis ("Comedian Trade Imbalance") that we have with our Northern neighbors.

So, Mueller and Chertoff decided to deliver a joke (deadpan style)...

...Lecturing Canada on their poor border management.

We have apparently delineated between the positive impact of cheap labor from our Southern Border, from the negative impact on higher paid imported labor from Canada (i.e. comedians, entertainers, TV talk show hosts etc).

So, Homeland Security and the FBI have decided to protect us from the invasion of Comic Relief...Just at a time when the nation needs a good laugh or two.

Hopefully, the Canadian Mist was poured generously as our defenders took the plane home, or maybe it was the inbound flight to Toronto?